Half Full by Maria Scrivan for March 26, 2022

Better On the house then Under the house for the witch.

Witch house is that?

“Thanks … but I ordered a Tornado.”

Soooo….a lion, a robot, a scarecrow and a witch walk into a bar.

I don’t think Dorothy is old enough to be served. That better be Ginger Ale.

What? no Toto!!!

The witch orders a shot of whiskey, straight. As she throws it back she is jostled by Dorothy and it goes all over. The witch loses face. The moral of the story is, if you can’t stand water don’t go to a cheap bar that waters down the booze.

Little did she know, Down the Yellow Rick road, the wicked witch wouldn’t survive the collapsed house that brought her down….

No, even after the funny comments – still don’t get this one.

I think we all “get it.” (Witch’s drink on the house / Dorothy’s house on the witch) Whether any of us find it to be remotely funny is another question.

Where’s Glinda?

…And the bartender says “What is this, the setup line for a joke?”

At least it wasn’t something like scotch, and water.