The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 07, 2022

I wonder how Edward Scissorhands goes to the bathroom.

Yes, every time. You don’t want him handling a natural childbirth.

She knew going in this was a likelihood I suppose…

The change was directed by Tim Birthen’.

In college he was such a cut-up. Unfortunately, he never scored at the petting parties.

He found a good use for his affliction!

That’s DOCTOR Edward Cesarean Hands.

Running with cesars scissors.

ed’s always been a cut above…

The mystery is, does he ever “run” out a get some milk?

Very carefully

Until his ex-wife accused him of abuse and his license was revoked…

He’s a wiz with umbilical cords.

At the other end of a lifetime, that movie was Vincent Price’s final performance.

If when talking to this guy and he begins to annoy you; don’t tell him to cut it out.

Cesarean on one hand, vasectomy on the other?!

This comic’s not funny! My little brother became twins(in utero) because of this guy!!!