Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 27, 2022

That’s good since my service is X-Finity.

No service on your phone

Oh, those lazy eights.

She’s calling to cancel her cable.

“That’s fine.” (she thinks): “I’ve got all the time in the world.”

Took over 3 HOURS for one call.

Reminds me of times I’ve called for service to be on hold forever.

uh… does this mean she’s gonna be on hold forever? This is some crummy service you all got.

Please hold, your wait is infinity because the is only 1 call center rep

“While you are waiting, press #88 to hear your choices in twelve languages.” “You may stay on and listen to distorted music.”

“And your call is very important to us, and will be recorded for training purposes—here in the Twilight Zone.”

Please standby till eternity…