Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2022

I knew it was all a simulation!

Try Ralphs idea first.

The flood of memories

Do a software update and increase the memory.

They use MS Windows up there? Little wonder everything is messed up

I wonder if our code is already in the boot sector, or whether it is a bug in the universe’s BIOS, even.

God kind of did a reboot with The Flood (Noah’s Flood). Afterward, He said He wouldn’t do that again.

Press control – alt – smite.

Let God sort it out. Or, just let crap keep happening.

Stop reading the scribe tribe blog.

Just as made up as the rest of the stories we’ve been force fed.

Just send an alien invasion; after all you created them too…

Going viral works, but only temporarily … so put a lime in de Corona to make it all bettah …!

Turn it upside down and shake it

As long as it’s only the humans, I say go for it. The rest of the planet will be better for it.

If He’s all-knowing and all-powerful, as rumor has it, then His answer should be, “No problem, I knew what was going to happen all the time — and I know what’s going to happen next.”