Strange Brew by John Deering for May 15, 2022

My mom says the story lines never have a conclusion.

When I was in pilot training, we had two sections that had an alternating schedule: fly in the morning and classes in the afternoon on one week and vice versa on the following week.

This meant that on one week, lunch hour was 11:00 to 12:00 and on the following week 12:00 to 13:00.

I had a friend who liked to watch the soaps. He’d get part of two soaps on one week and part of two other soaps the following week. Somehow he kept up.

I, on the other hand, did not have a TV for the whole year. I didn’t miss it.

These questions and many others will be answered on the next episode of SOAP.

When I was in college, we got hooked on the Young and Restless. I confess tho, it was only for the ladies, lol.

My first wife was a soap opera. She was messing around just like the soaps.

But, begin the next season with the realization it was all a dream. Takes care of all the loose ends.

Some of you might remember twin brothers Stuart and Adam Chandler…crazy.

Forget it, my wife has been brainwashed for 50 years watching these dumb soaps.

Sounds just about right.

Mary Hartman! Mary Hartman!