Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 15, 2022

Those flippin’ ears.

I used to think it was funny when you belched too. It’s getting old.

Perspectives change over time (especially after you get married).

When a man marries a woman he wishes that she will never change. When a woman marries a man she wishes he will.

Penguins never have that problem.

Has he not realized that she can’t that she can’t help herself? She is a female dog after all

Now it just helps her pick him out in a crowd…