Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 19, 2022

DINGGGG! In Nomine Patris et Filli et Spiritus Sanctiiiiii

Not Pope—DOPE!!

Agnes doesn’t know much about crickets either, but that doesn’t stop her. ;-)

If they are sleeping belly up, Agnes has a serious problem. Otherwise, drop in bits of apple or carrot; just as you would feeding meal worms.

i learned in biology that crickets use echolocation to absorb their food…

Hey, somebody has to know something about crickets.

Is that the new rhetorical thing? “Is the Pope a cricket expert?” “Does a bear read in the woods?”

feed them holly, buddy

Those pore crickets…

Pope Agnes the Ensiferable.

Agnes would never be selected Pope, so she’ll settle for dictator

This is very educational. My beloved Agnes should write a book BEST WAYS TO KILL CRICKETS.

I’ve learned a lot more about crickets today than I really needed to know. Here I thought it was a ball game played by guys in white outfits. :)

Agnes, did you know the sounds crickets make are really cricket farts?