Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 27, 2022

His momma didn’t raise no fool.

Ben Knows which side to Butter

As I commented yesterday, Nigella does it for me.

Generations of Australians look at their Margaret Fulton cookbooks curiously.

Or their Stephanie Alexander ones, for the slightly younger set.

I don’t know about that Olivia, Nigella is pretty hot!

Nice save Ben.

You better shmooze her Ben….she feeds you!

Never pass up a good suck up.

smooth move

Smartest man on the planet.

There’s also Cat Cora.

Say “Right,” Ben — we all know you’ll really mean it. And not only will you get a good meal, but perhaps a little fun tonight.