Close to Home by John McPherson for June 02, 2022

How do you let them go home at the end of the day ?

So they’ll stick around and not fly away

A new expression of being stuck at the office…

Try paying a living wage and show them the respect humans deserves

Just hire movie theater ushers, they’re used to sticky floors!

Should have had that in the airports!!!

I feel bad if they trip face first

That bad, eh?

Sounds like a boiler room call center. Come on folks, slap some lipstick on this pig and SELL!!

You’re saying that paying them more and treating them like people didn’t work? Or have you never thought of that?

This is really tacky.

Bleeb is in a good spot if that lady ever makes it back to her desk.

Hmmm, let’s see the Archaeologists explain this find 2000 years from now!

Great idea! Can you start installing them in the restaurant kitchens around here?

Bleeb must be able to fly or teleport, otherwise I don’t see how he made to the desk leg.

I think Bleeb is stuck.

I think some of the employees are thinking of the song If I ever get out of here.

being a janitor is impossible

Um, you want to retain employees? Create a work environment that is safe, productive, comfortable and conducive to advancement.

Imagine trying to sweep or vacuum that floor.