F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 14, 2022

“And you can’t fire me — because I quit a year ago!”

Oh dear, Tony! It’s all coming out in today’s cartoon, isn’t it?

I did the same thing about two years before I retired.

how brilliant

The American Dream.

So … if you quit giving me paychecks I’m going to have to stop coming in and working.

Maybe the company sues him for a year of pay back on those checks he received?

You haven’t noticed your benefits stopped a year ago?

I think we all have coworkers like that

He should have had a work from home job so he didn’t need to do the come in part.

Sort of a reverse Milton

That is exactly what he was doing a year ago. Why is he telling anyone now?

We had a sales rep whose numbers just plummeted. At the end of the year he was fired. Turns out he had a job with another company. For a year he drew a base salary and a tiny commission from us while using our company car to make sales calls for his new employer. Not sure how it wound up, but lawyers were involved.

There was a guy in Italy who collected paychecks for 10+ years and never showed up for work once

Yeah I worked with some folks like that only it was 15 years ago, not a year

i just kept coming in and not working for the paychecks…

I used to work with someone who told me “I retired 2 years ago; I just haven’t told anyone yet”.

Whose paychecks??

The only reason the billionaires want everyone to return to the office is that they don’t make their money. You do.