Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 24, 2022

Mittens has her well trained

This is funny!!

With 120 treats per hour he won’t be able anymore to give Wally any grief.

Only domesticate animals as pets.

Also, never have a pet that could take you.

How is he obedient if you have to give treats to keep him calm?

So in Echo’s case, it’s “treat or trick”…

I’m a thirty-second badger! Twenty-nine! Twenty-eight! …

um… who’s suppose to be graduated again?

A bully is a bully, no matter how “cute”. . .

At that rate, the badger won’t be able to move in a matter of weeks.

Sounds like Harvey. He’s very food motivated, but no food, no motive, no training.

Pavlovian conditioning with an acute response time.

Sounds like a mustelid. Our ferrets could be trained, but you had to reward them every time.

Better start teaching Wally how to give out treats…

Nurture doesn’t necessarily overcome innate nature.

We have a neighbor who has a pet pig she takes for walks for exercise. She has to put popped corn in front of him to get him to move. Somehow, I have trouble with this method to get some exercise.

I think this process is seriously flawed…

“Here! Here’s his diploma, ‘Some, uh…, come loudly’, just get him outta here!”

Well, it’s easy to see who’s trained there.

He’s about to go out of cycle.

I think she should still get rid of her pet badger to keep the relationship with her boyfriend.

Wally is getting ideas.

who trained who?

I guess Mitten’s past resume might’ve included being the Mascot for the University of Wisconsin. Go Badgers! Besides, I though Wendy might’ve had a pet like this. Does Mittens have all of his shots?

Mittens needs to be kicked where he sittens