C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for June 15, 2022

I understand those things make great linen closets til then.

Shuttle me to the nearest Med school and eventually turn me into a finely fried crispy cridder. Dump the ashes anywhere they can’t cause harm. Better than paying exorbitant fees of the death merchants called “funeral directors”.

You can always use it as a goth coffee table.

Choose a KISS coffin

Cheap sanitary disposal is my choice.

Now that’s seriously Goth!

It’s okay to be prepared, Mona. Monsieur Smokey is sometimes too harsh on you, as if he were your Super Ego….

The song “Funeral” by Yungblud comes to mind.

1) They’re only going to go up in price. 2) Better that you choose it then leaving it up to Pierre…