Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 25, 2022

trust me – they read it like that automatically without interference

It could become a special endearing way of greeting each other (and saying “I love you.”). He says, “Hey Loser.” She responds, “Hey Loser.”

I would have gone with “HEY LOAFER”.

I use auto suggest, not autocorrect.

My wife sent me a text once and ended it with I love you. It corrected to I live you. So, naturally, I sent back I live you too!

She rejected him because of his bad typing skills. V is nowhere near S on the keypad.

Gives whole new meaning to “Man of letters.”

Guys like that don’t take no for an answer.

A real auto-correct fail.

I miss DYAC. They had entries like this a lot.