F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 24, 2022

I believe the question answers itself.

that, unfortunately, cannot be answered in a written form.

It’s difficult to say, unless you pay the explanation fee.

What’s to explain? The more you want, the more you pay. You want an itemized list, it’s just gonna cost you that much more.

Or next time you can have the free spit wad.

That’s fine, sir. You’ll have to submit your demand in writing. I suggest you include names of people willing to submit affidavits on your behalf

He has the personality of a seasick crocodile.

Time spent writing detailed explanation for difficult customer fee, plus benefits and legal consultation… We can itemize all that for you, sir, but it will cost an additional $20.

It seems pretty self-explanatory. Eat elsewhere. Like home.

Maybe because you ARE a difficult customer?

My chart at the Doctor’s office lists me as SOB. I’m always very polite, but I do have shortness of breath.

I do not ever remember using the word “demand” to anyone.

Because “a**hole” could lead to litigation?