Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 02, 2022

The trade off is that he give the Channel 6 guy some tips on plagiarizing and making up sources.

The trade off is that Mrrr. Hammmm can never be seen in this strip again.

Next up — Gil & Mimi sipping lemonade on their front porch, wishing us all a Happy 4th. Anyone know anything about new authors of this strip?

Not so fast. Now come the playoffs. PLAYOFFS! We’re going to be here till August.

Trade off will be he is in charge of ethics at the local Faux News station.

Ìn all reality , the trade off is we have to attend his couples swap meet on Saturday . Okay, no problem ,it should be fun.

He DOES want my obit byline. I’m to continue at 90 mph through all Milford sts.

Spare us the playoffs. (Playdowns in Gilspeak) R&W have set a Guinness world record in milking this storyline for as long as they have. Poolside lemonade on Monday or bust!

Trade Off: We won’t talk about you, Judge Crater, but, you have to let us have an exclusive interview with the kid just before he chokes in the State Championship game. Keep that Heather, kid, away!

Too bad Gregg isn’t driving

P2.5 “He asked me to stop and pick up a carton of cigarettes at the Swifti-Mart in exchange for his indifference toward me.”

P4 Break out the Valley Championship loofahs!

P2 Hand check Mrs Hammmm

On Monday’s Milford Masterpiece Theater, always a Quinn Martin Production, Gil and Kaz discuss the first playdown opponent and who will toe the rubber since Gonzo is unavailable.

P1- Lou Grant is annoyed. Match Game called. Stuck in a dead end job, no Delorean, skewing off out of this time continuum isn’t plausible.

P 2.5: “… and it involves you…”

I just signed the Change.org petition to have another life-size statue of Gil placed next to the baseball field.

Finally! I’ll start planning my time off around this Milford playoff/down action.

Taking the HamJet home.

They change catchers for the clinching game??I thought Gonzo was a lefty??Purple car??So many questions

My question is, what class school is Milford supposed to be? Is Gilpa the AD? Does he coach every sport? His assistant in all sports apparently teaches a class, while going back decades to when I was in school, and schools(at least where I grew up, did not have an AD and coaches also taught classes. I recently read about a local class 3 school that not only has a full time AD, but each sport has a different coach, some of whom apparently do not teach classes

What the héll? THAT’S what we get for the title-clinching game? One panel after the game is over? I was going to say that since there are only 6 strips left for Rubin, there’s no way they win the State Championship. But based on today’s panel 3, they could easily cover the whole tournament by Thursday. Rubin may want to go out in a blaze of glory. But I’m still sticking with my prediction of the traditional one-and-done for Milford teams. And we still have to find out what The Hammburgler’s trade-off is for Lou Grant not exposing his secret identity (despite the fact that Lou didn’t really seem to even care). And speaking of caring, I hope that you care that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready.

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P3- Brokeback Mountain meets Field of Dreams

And when the heck is Scooooter going to wow us with his bunting skill that he was predicting he’d lead the league in?

Why is Greggg catching, today?

The trade-off is that Rubin has to go!

P2: "…a tradeoff. It sucks, but I have to infiltrate that obtuse, vile bunch of “commenters,” and skillfully steer them to have favorable opinions of the new writer. It should obviously be a snap, but I don’t think I can tolerate the syntax issues I may face. They kept bringing up the name Vito, and a flamethrower, so I said yeah, no sweat."