Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 07, 2022

Searches me

I just moved from Mesa AZ and Waymo (Google) had their cars on the streets all the time. Went by my house 3-4 times a day. You can even download their app and schedule a ride with or w/o a driver!

I go out in my pajamas, would be just my luck.

You can request they block out anything that shows up on the cameras.

So June is saying that Ralph shouldn’t wear his underwear?

Well, at least he didn’t do it in the buff.

So glad our paperboys just put the paper in the mailbox.

It’s been a while since they have been through our neighborhood. The pictures show our house two owners back, you can tell by the trees that haven’t been removed.

What’s a morning paper?

This reminds me about our street after our kids said, a few years ago, that it was on that site.

The film starts with spring flowers on the corner and then it it proceeds to summer flowers on some front yards, and by our house it is fall and some people are shown raking their lawns, and at the next corner there is a sprinkling of snow on the sides…

I’ll go and check, after reading my comics, if the same film is still there…

For ever to be immortalized on Google maps.

Ralph, a newspaper just ain’t worth all the embarrassment!!

If people don’t want to see me in my underwear, they can get out of my living room.

The picture of my house shows mostly the trash cans piled with trash. Just had to go by on garbage day after we did a major clean out.

Usually Google Earth at least blurs out stuff like that.

At least he has underwear on.

My recently passed husband of 43 years was filmed talking with a neighbor when he paused mowing our property a few years ago. I took a screenshot of it when I saw it. Don’t want it blurred.

I was out retrieving my trash can once when the Google car went by.

I know it’s probably been mentioned but not too many people have both their eyes on the same side of their nose

Could have been a speedo…