Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 05, 2022

uh… that’s caprese, Elliott

Tony asked,

Listening?

Most times.

Che nedi di paio

Had I done something like that when my Dad was, um, addressing me thusly, he’d have slapped that phone outta my hands and beat it with a hammer. Then, I’d have been cleaning out the grease trap daily with my toothbrush and any other similarly noxious chores he could think of for me to do.

At least he heard some noise coming out of your mouth. It’s a beginning…..

Take the bloody phones away! No. More. Phones.

Who the **** is Tony? and why so many ????

Talking to yourself again, Pete? Not a healthy mental sign.

Phone. Meet hammer. Problem solved.

ba dum tss