Herman by Jim Unger for August 10, 2022

a hair cut, kid. not enroll in a Roman legion

Well did you get a haircut ? Or did you just use four jars of Butch Wax.

You look like a skunk and it stinks

Remember the days you put Byrcream (sp) Wildroot, Vitalis all those sticky greasy things in your hair for school? Awful

“ I GOT a haircut, Pops. In fact, I got several cut. I didn’t brush you off, although the barber did say “The Bench Brush” is all the Style.”

But you didn’t tell me which ones.

They keep my hair short to keep the bugs from congregating.

Hey honey!! The cockatoo has learned to talk!

I’m a Dapper Dan man

Ridiculous

From the length of his hair, Dad must have been telling him to get it cut for more than a week.

Let the kid get his hair cut the way he wants. When our 1st child was in 3rd grade he decided he wanted to do a Mohawk, so instead of arguing with him or denying him, we let him, but with the understanding that we only pay for haircuts every 4 weeks so what he got was what he was going to keep for a month.

As we suspected, he took guff from some of the kids at school and he wanted to get it changed. As we told him, he lived with his decision for the full month, much to his displeasure. The experience did however make him look at his choices a little more throughly from that point on.

He’ll look better with a little war paint

I’m still trying to figure out which hair you got cut….

Cause you didn’t finish the job.

“Not as a punk rocker!”

“The barber missed a few hairs.”