Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2022

Come on RJ, you knew better.

Rip you needed a double stack.

Eat your pancakes, then go get more aggravation from your wife, et al. Apparently, no one’s going to cut you any slack until you sew this up.

What this story needs now is a diabolical twist. Like discovering Madame Silk’s heist was revenge for Breezy’s uncle swindling her family.

Yeah, i know it won’t happen. But after all the grief she’s given Rip about this, it would serve Breezy right to find out this debacle was her family’s fault.

ka-maple syrup

Is that ‘adios’ goodbye, or ‘hasta la vista’ goodbye?

That’s the largest pancake lettering I’ve seen today!

Don’t bogart that maple syrup!

Hug the family? Naw…DISOWN THEM.. yeah, maybe. See if Fireball wants to ride with you or the ingrates.

KA-REAL ESTATE!

Pancakes first, then hugs.