Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 15, 2022

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For one thing, it’ll jump out of your hand if you don’t hang on when you turn it on!

Junior, you are playing the wrong kind of angle.

It makes a lot of noise and sparks and destroys things. What else is there to know?

And I’ve been told it’s a big no-no to put it on the table with the power-button facing down.

“It grinds angles. Get me an angle and I’ll show you how it works.”

“OK. What kind of dog is that and what does it do?”

“It’s a Labrador Retriever. Get me a Labrador and…”

The blind leading the blind

But his description of how it works is correct, it all depends. Just wear eye protection.

“It grinds Angles. And there are a load of pi$$ed off Englishmen!”