Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 26, 2022

Abandon ship. Every rat for himself.

Rats, we’re sinking

New episode of Rat Patrol? I used to watch that show.

The rats are always the first to leave a sinking ship.

Kind of a small life raft to hold four rats.

You guys better get to shore before it goes under!

Quick, Broomy, use your magic and save us…H. E. L. P…

The meeces have left the …..boat……

Never had a problem with rats on the submarine, just cockroaches. Did you know that roaches can survive being in a reactor compartment while the reactor is running full power … for weeks?

You know what you call those who desert a sinking ship. Smart.

Or, they might’ve decided to leave before the vulture got hungry.

Well of course, Broomie is 1500 years old. It was bound to happen at her age.

OK, now sink the raft.

Like that scene from “Titanic” where the 3rd Class passengers are following the rats to abandon ship. Did it never occur to them that the rats are most likely headed for exits that a human physically can’t use?

The boat looks strange. If the rodents are running down a line from the boat to the raft, the color is funny. Possibly, the raft is up against the side of the boat, but that looks like one smooth piece of material, unlike the planked part in front.

The “banned word” robot is really strange. I can’t even use the names of the characters in the cartoon.

Let the rats leave the little fishing rowboat, seal the leak, and enjoy your day!

Broomie probably emitted some 1500 year old classical gas. G.a.y.l.o.r.d doesn’t react because buzzards can handle the stench! ;-p