Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 17, 2022

Most of that is nose.

It’s like golf.

Darryl should try to lose some weight in that honker of his!!!

/SHMIRK/

You’ll figure out what those numbers mean soon enough kid.

He looks pretty slim to me.

Take a compliment while you can, Darryl.

What??? I thought that measured your IQ. Here at 165 I thought I was still pretty smart despite dropping from 186.

And what is Zoe doing in Darryl and Wanda’s bathroom when he is in his shorts? Parents should expect and demand privacy in the bathroom, especially their own. Taught our girls that at an early age and was reciprocal when they could use the toilet on their own.

Wanda is a great cook to gain weight. That is the opposite of my hubby he has lost too much weight, yet he is getting older and more crippled, yet for me he has been an angle helping me. Make this really brief, leads up to no idea the weight I tried hard to lose came back 14 pounds, reason while doing walk in mid May with daughter and 3 dogs all on leash, several blocks away and we was half in the walk, a man with his dogs also on leash and lives across the street, we was trying to avoid, crossed street and I fell on asphalt and next to a driveway. Result later fracture lower hip bone that broke, I thought ER said femur, then muscles issue, result after 10 week’s part of 10 week’s had to use walker to hop, per Orthopedics’ Dr. orders, each time x-ray finally use both legs with caution on injured leg, no cast or surgery bad location. For food I had to reduce that down more, makes it hard at dinner to divide more. So unknown where I am on weight. Plus I do not feel empty that much.

Cute!

His nose appears to exceed the mass of his torso.

What happened to Darryl’s hair?

Repeat

Gaining a lot of weight is worth no high-five.

Take your wins where you find them.

High score doesn’t count on the scales Zoe. Whatever you don’t try and high five your Mom if she has a high score.

All he has to do is blow his nose and he’ll be back to his normal weight…

Really? He looks like he could stand to add a little girth.

Haha! XD