Close to Home by John McPherson for October 09, 2022

Not only that, he’ll be able to go through the “10 Items Or Fewer” line. [Note: I know it’s usually rendered “10 Items Or Less.” But I just couldn’t.]

Take two tablets and call me in the morning…

I’ve been behind that guy at checkout…

“Just wait until I’m gone. The priests will be making up new ‘commandments’ right and left.”

I hope there’s ice cream on his list.

Looks like Bleeb might want to add something.

Maybe Bleeb has been hob-nobbing with God.

The colorizers failed: There’s no green at Jebel Musa.

Grocery list: Manna, BaMannas, Manna Burger, Mannawich, Spumanna, Manna Pasta and Manna Milk.

Thank you Keith Green!

Shockingly enough, I was able to acquire all but two of the items on my grocery list yesterday. That has become a rarity.

I suppose he could consider an Etch-a-Sketch instead of these heavy tablets…

Saaaay! When you left, wasn’t there THREE tablets?

1) thou shall not have gluten in thy ingredients…

“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”

Does the supermarket accept golden calves as payment?

Yesterday he was telling us what to do, today he’s telling us what to eat.

Quail, Manna, Water from the Rock, Marah, 12 golden spoons, Eschol of grapes, holy bread, olive oil, cinnamon, calamus, cassia, onycha, galbanum, frankincense, myrrh, ashes of a red heifer.

Holy Moses, what a kidder! ;-p