Had tons of meetings at Boeing, most of them at the worst time when trying to get work done, the oatmeal stories drove most of us to other job searching!
There is one of those on one of the projects I am working on. He represents the client so we can’t do much about it. But on those rare occasions when he is not in the meetings they take less than half as long and we get more done.
I remember my mother trying to get me to eat oatmeal. I hated it. It just didn’t compare to my usual of two eggs scrambled, three strips of bacon, grits and toast, buttered, of course. But, now, at 73, I love oatmeal when mixed with strawberry or grape jam.
OMG! I had a professor for Organic Chemistry in college who was “that guy”. Some 20% of his students were failing the class because he would suddenly veer off in the middle of a lecture to tell us some l-e-n-g-t-h-y story unrelated to the course material in every … single … lecture. Because he had tenure, the University added special “study trailers” staffed with additional T.A.s (Teaching Assistants) to bypass this educational bottleneck. I finally passed on my third try.
Well now we finally know what Cliff’s job is supposed to be. With him in charge of engineering, it’s a miracle the R.U. Sirius is still in business. I did a little research and found out he got his job by hacking NASA’s computer and upgrading himself to an engineer.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
A guy in my book club is like that.
enigmamz about 2 years ago
That would be a “Yes”.
Bilan about 2 years ago
I don’t think anybody wants long rambling oatmeal.
Sanspareil about 2 years ago
Had tons of meetings at Boeing, most of them at the worst time when trying to get work done, the oatmeal stories drove most of us to other job searching!
Imagine about 2 years ago
There is one of those on one of the projects I am working on. He represents the client so we can’t do much about it. But on those rare occasions when he is not in the meetings they take less than half as long and we get more done.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Suddenly the meeting got interesting! (and filling)
Chithing Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oldbot. The Abe Simpson of the R.U. Sirius.
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
I’ve been in those meetings. I was the “get to the point so we can get out of here” person.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
I remember my mother trying to get me to eat oatmeal. I hated it. It just didn’t compare to my usual of two eggs scrambled, three strips of bacon, grits and toast, buttered, of course. But, now, at 73, I love oatmeal when mixed with strawberry or grape jam.
Skeptical Meg about 2 years ago
If they asked for the “analogies” guy first, they’d never get to the others.
Beetle Bailey's Haint about 2 years ago
Sounds like someone familiar.
geese28 about 2 years ago
Alright meeting is in session
gantech about 2 years ago
Brewster organizing anything?
kaffekup about 2 years ago
Then there’s Grandpa Simpson. I found one where he did have an oatmeal spoon, but this was more appropriate.
https://youtu.be/yujF8AumiQo
Lemon Juice about 2 years ago
Oh, Lord, yes we have a couple of people at work like that! Sometimes they get together for a tag team match!
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
OMG! I had a professor for Organic Chemistry in college who was “that guy”. Some 20% of his students were failing the class because he would suddenly veer off in the middle of a lecture to tell us some l-e-n-g-t-h-y story unrelated to the course material in every … single … lecture. Because he had tenure, the University added special “study trailers” staffed with additional T.A.s (Teaching Assistants) to bypass this educational bottleneck. I finally passed on my third try.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
I guess they were right. A robot HAS taken my job.
(Pouting)
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Hilarious strip and the comments are better.
stamps about 2 years ago
Defund the robots!
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Well now we finally know what Cliff’s job is supposed to be. With him in charge of engineering, it’s a miracle the R.U. Sirius is still in business. I did a little research and found out he got his job by hacking NASA’s computer and upgrading himself to an engineer.
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Oh oh ooooooh!
I thought this week’s email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories.