Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 20, 2022

Long distance relationships

The stalky guy.

Oh, look. He’s coming over here. It’s that really good-looking guy in the expensive suit. He comes in here every so often. Never married, and very well cultured. He says he’s looking for a soul-mate.

I’m a lip reader- Two in the back are arguing…”I told you five times NOT to…”

“And just because he’s no longer allowed in our establishment doesn’t mean he might not be right for you.”

He’s an eye doctor that only dates women with superior vision.

Drinks at the Audubon Club.

He’s very shy!

That’s as close as his restraining order permits him to get.

“The one sitting with is wife”.

COVID distanting precautions……

Long distance relationships never work.

Don’t fall for the old black eyes joke by the bartender

With the rain coat, pale bare hairy legs, black calf high socks, wingtips, and a fedora pulled low on his face.

“I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…”

He said,he sat behind you in 10th grade math class.

“He’s okay, he’s just a little shy.”