Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 14, 2022

Where is that old "Pal"omine Lotion?

At least they didn’t put him down

Can you speak a little softer

He’s got the cooties!!!

Maybe with a 10-foot pole.

No matter who wears it still cone of shame ! LOL

My doctor has a sense of humor. I showed up with a very itchy rash. After the examination he sat down and began writing a prescription. I asked him, “What do I have?” He looked up and said, “Either secondary syphilis or pityriasis rosea.” Then he continued to write……after a long pause, “It’s pityriasis rosea, this ointment will help the itching but the rash will continue for two more days. This particular virus comes and goes usually once. There is no cure.” Hahaha….

Must be using Alo-Glo.

Well, that’ll certainly keep him from licking himself!

I can tell he could still feed himself with that getup. I wonder if one of those would help me hear my dining partner at a noisy restaurant?

You don’t have to yell. This is NOT the cone of silence.

What did this fancy piece of medical equipment cost my insurance company: $500?

Get a back scratcher.

“Which way is DirecTV?”

He’s got the Andromeda strain.