Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 24, 2022

If you try hard enough on Day 1, you might never have to try again.

Or get up!

“Oh, I believe in yesterday.” -The Beatles

Give me a break, you know we had a run yesterday and I was spent!

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.

Now it looks as though they’re here to stay.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be.

There’s a shadow hanging over me.

Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why she had to go?

I don’t know, she wouldn’t say.

I said something wrong.

Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.

Now I need a place to hide away.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Why she had to go?

I don’t know, she wouldn’t say.

I said something wrong.

Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday love was such an easy game to play.

Now I need a place to hide away.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

A constipated bull

If I’d known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake.

Shouldn’t that be “Why didn’t you just try harder yesterday?”