Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 04, 2022

I never knew that Horace had sidearms.

I like town center. I am upset when town left. It bothers me when town right.

My “fitness” is more a “fatness” ’cause my lazyness makes me a lazy a$$

I will also be for ever by your side – you’re my “knight” in shining ARMour and though I have no idea what “The Shining” has to do with it your fooleries generate an “a®mour fou” in me (You’re great and there’s no need to say it with flowers, my flowerchild)

And your legs hope they won’t be left behind. Of course, they’re right behind you. And would be right in front of you if you were a normal horse.

See this is why we writes it as CENTRE.

Wild flowers not blooms in captivity.

Horace doesn’t have a green thumb.

A Gardner Horace is not! I can relate! Late bloomers and all! ☺️☺️☺️

Keep going Horace, Fitness Inn is just a bit farther…!

and don’t forget to thank your arms for hanging in there….!

Good thing Horace didn’t flush it down the toilet…!

Is that why there are greenhouses?

and thank your head for being ahead.

Gotta love the fan blowing the “leaves” of the calendar pages meme. Pre-digital.

If he has an outdoors, why was he trying to grow it under a lamp? I think that is the lesson of the last panel.

I suppose it is left to future archeologists to pick up the pottery shards. (sigh).

I want to thank my back for always having my back.

Some plants respond better to tough love than tender loving care.

Silly Horace: Montage only works in movies. This is a comic strip.

Two arms! Two arms!.

A subtle hommage? the flower resembles the one in a classic picture book, Anno’s The King’s Flower. (Look for it—it’s terrific.)

Patience, Grasshopper.