Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2022

Recently ran into a new gimmick in a fast food joint. Checkout screen asked if I wanted to ‘round up’ to the nearest dollar – about 9 cents more. I thought at first it was a joke, then realized the idiots were serious. I’m supposed to offer to voluntarily pay more for a product which is already above current market price? R-i-i-i-g-h-t. It’s a business not a charity.

Tipping is a curse, especially when it’s mandatory.

Oh, Rodneeeey the water is talking about money, not food.

I think US MINT will stop producing pennies next year….

I remember when tipping was 10%. In Europe you don’t tip (or round up if you choose) because they pay their servers properly.

Now a days it’s more like 20%

…of the food?!

He’s not talking about the food yutz. But clever comic today.