Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 26, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Wall Street Journal Comics Presents LUCKY DUCKY Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! Mustached Man: I say, old sport! What are you up to? Dog: My most ambitious plan to come out ahead of Lucky Ducky! Mustached Man: But he's POOR...so he always WINS! Dog: Just watch! Dog: Hello, President? Start a war NOW! President: Yessir! WAR DOG Dog: Lucky Ducky! It's WAR! Lucky Ducky: Really? Dog: Yes! Now, go do your PATRIOTIC DUTY and FIGHT! Lucky Ducky: I'm on it! Dog: Now he's distracted with patriotism - it's time to get to WORK! Dog; I want HUGE TAX CUTS for the rich -- hundreds of billions! Dog: Tax-free dividends! No estate tax! The works! CLOSED Dog: Slash social services for the poor! Dog: And to REALLY get Lucky Ducky -- cut VETERANS' BENEFITS! Dog: Whew! Let's see Lucky Ducky win THIS time! Television: ...and prisoner of war LUCKY DUCKY was FREED today... Dog; Wha? Television: ...and received a spiffy AMERICAN FLAG to wave at the cameras. Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! Dog: LUCKY DUCKY!