Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 24, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The rhyme never said the candle was vertical.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    ….Hence the term ‘Jack-A$$’ was born.

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    Captain Bars  almost 2 years ago

    Jack be nibble, Jack be quick / Jack sit down, you’re making me sick!

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Enough about his feats. What about his feets?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Jack be nimble. Jack be quick.

    Jack jumped over the candle stick.

    Great balls of fire!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So nimble and quick, that others can’t hold a candle to him.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Jack should be humble. Jack took quite a tumble.

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    Binky  almost 2 years ago

    ლ(^o^ლ)

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick. He didn’t jump far and he didn’t jump high, he burned his patootie and now he’ll cry.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    And painful

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Jack’s not agile, Jack’s not fast / Jack done tripped and fell on his a$$

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    For fire is the devil’s only friend.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I always though he made it over the candlestick?

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