Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2022

Using dad as a pawn in your mind games with your sister.

He was going to say December 24 6:00 AM, but he was afraid that someone would wake him up in order to do a good deed.

Danae has barred from the NICE list since she was 4. They don’t even bother elving her shelving anymore.

Kate, you didn’t let your dad finish. The deadline is December 23 of the year before. Your sister is screwed.

I just KNEW it!

I don’t get it. What has Danae ever done bad? really.

That’s also the day most guys go jewellery shopping

Some people are just… well, people. You’re good and an imagination is what makes genius.

instant gradification

Thanks for the nudge. I took a second look but no, I think those are just trees in the snow for the puppies to water as they go along. Happy Hanukkah or Merry Christmas to you as well. Stay Well and Stay Safe.

Some things don’t have a statute of limitations, but I think it takes about a 100 atta boys to clear up one ah sh1t. Nobody ever mentioned the magnitude of the atta boys.

And the 26th!

I see how you could interpret those as crosses. I thought they were park lights.

Glad to know you aren’t just a duck who was quacking up!

Not how it works especially if you are known for being naughty. Where is Krampus?

“So, be good, for goodness sake …” ;)

December 23rd reminds me of the first apartment my wife and I had, 38 years ago. One December 23rd, we heard our landlord yelling at his kids, “Leave me alone already! It’s two days to f**king Christmas!”

To this day, come December 23rd, my wife and I remind each other that it’s “two days to f**king Christmas.”

Merry Christmas!

I still don’t think that there was a park bench for spectators back then, but think what you will. I see winter trees… Every body’s getting a bit whacky nowadays.