Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 09, 2022

Serves Johnny right for not listening to a woman. Of course, if he DID listen, he’d spend all his time flying kites, jumping in lakes, and (bleeeep)-ing himself.

My Class ‘A’ s , AAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGG !!!!!!

Johnny (“Sicko”) Sacko is not nonplussed. He was the legendary reigning champion of his animal-house fraternity on Gross-Out Saturday Nights. After a night of group binge drinking, he could projectile-vomit farther than anybody.

What, did the condom explode??

It is not easy being green in many different ways but hopefully she opened wide for chunkies and dumped an acidic tureen full of a blend of haggis and kale with 6 month old gazpacho (not the MTG kind but heck then again why not?) tossed in or out that she has been keeping for just such an occasion. Plus one quite delicious and very very thin mint saved from an old movie’s after party.

She did that perfectly. I hope it ate through his uniform.

LOL! He deserves what he gets and MORE! ☺️☺️

There was a scene like that (sort of) in “A Walk in the Clouds.”

I’ll be glad when this sequence is over. It’s getting tedious.

Now he’ll return the favor…

I love Abby’s comments! LMAO!

“I can see it in your eyes, baby, how much you love me! Go ahead, let it out.”

LMAO!

Mood killer!!

“…because you are driving across the runway and headed directly for a B-29, and you need to be buried in a CLEAN uniform.”

I wonder if that’ll slow Johnny down at all.

wasn’t toxic man trash joan jett’s backing band…?