Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2022

Looks like took a bite out of the plate in the first frame

Would an unopened box of Ritz crackers be acceptable??

2 billion photos in 1 night. IG would probably crash with that volume

Then again, it seems like Santa needs to be able to show proof that he was there (at each home) in case there’s a lawsuit or something.

Does he store his photos in the Cloud?

He should eat all the cookies, then take a picture of his belly to post. Problem solved!

And put the cookie pics on social media?

How else will the children know he ate the cookies?

Did Santa show up in people’s houses on 2020?

This is very cute, Mark. Thanks!

Oy‼️

Okay now where be the cookies consent notice?

As Santa busy goofing around taking foods pictures, rumour is that this year Ninja Sloth will delivers instead of Santa. You’ll never knows when he comes and when he goes.

a practice I understand not in the least

i wonder if leatherface or hannibal the cannibal lecter does that.LMAO

fortunately Santa doesn’t have issues with gluten, nut allergies, soy, sesame, trans fats, glucose, sucrose, sodium, preservatives or artificial colors & flavors

And in return, Santa leaves cookies on the Web browsers of all the kids (both naughty and nice).

Lots of people post photos of their food on line. I’m wondering when somebody is going to post a picture of used food – the day after.