This is the main reason why your cat doesn’t try to eat you. Housecats have been around people long enough to know that if they DID try to eat you, they might only get 3 or 4 good meals. But if they DIDN’T try to eat you, they would get reliable food of their choosing for their lifetime.
Eliot’s soft belly in the last panel, so sweet! And Milo’s sotto voce, out of the side of his mouth. I love this story about voting in the animal kingdom (and tuna bribes!). It makes our actual world seem wonderfully distant!
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
NEVER give a cat a belly rub if you value your life. Head rubs are much more appreciated.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This is the main reason why your cat doesn’t try to eat you. Housecats have been around people long enough to know that if they DID try to eat you, they might only get 3 or 4 good meals. But if they DIDN’T try to eat you, they would get reliable food of their choosing for their lifetime.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
TOO LATE! You already voted! Next time, ask about bribes before doing it.
hschessman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Eliot’s soft belly in the last panel, so sweet! And Milo’s sotto voce, out of the side of his mouth. I love this story about voting in the animal kingdom (and tuna bribes!). It makes our actual world seem wonderfully distant!
Code the Enforcer almost 2 years ago
… And now – TUNAgate begins !! … :)
Perkycat almost 2 years ago
Now they all want a bribe!
Daeder almost 2 years ago
Bribes were never explicitly forbidden.
Tom Toro creator almost 2 years ago
Live by the bribe, die by the bribe.