Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 16, 2023

I’m sure he flattened him slowly – just like the other side of the sign says

News hot off the press

Boy . . . he done squashed that sucker Flat !

This is a case where flattery will not get you anywhere!

He doesn’t like anyone telling him what to do.

Stanly? Stanly is that you, Where have you been??? (Flat Stanly)

Man never saw a problem he couldn’t steamroller!

He didn’t take kindly to the taunting, dancing and singing of, “STOP, in the name of love”..

Rollin rollin rollin……

Well, they certainly have a problem with him.

Just take him to his home and shove him under the door. His wife can fix him or use him as a throw rug.

He was a husband, father, and crossing guard all rolled into one.

Well, that guy always had an inflated attitude of himself.

Ok you got his likeness on the stone shroud, where’s his body?…

❝ well, I’m a steamroller, baby

I’m bound to roll all over you

yes, I’m a steamroller now, baby

I’m bound to roll all over you

I’m gonna inject your soul

with some sweet rock ’n roll

and shoot you full of rhythm and blues ❞

— James Taylor (ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ Elvis)

my favorite version – Billy Dean:

https://youtu.be/4Mbdk40IDZU