“Yes.”
Suddenly, I’m vegan.
Pizza.
“I just want you, dear.”
The best thing to make for dinner is reservations.
Make the right decision, or you’ll get slapped with one or the other. (Remember “The Fish Slap Dance” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus?)
That depends on how long each one was on the counter.
Prepare one; serve it to me and let me guess.
She doesn’t want any comebacks on the main dish.
Don’t bother him to make a decision right now. He’s busy reading the newspaper. Then he’ll complain when dinner isn’t ready.
Next question…..do you want your choice cooked?
“Yes”
Fish is technically meat…
You can’t have your pudding if you choose wrong.
“Just remember, whatever you don’t eat today, you will eat when today’s meal is gone.”
Give a man a fish, he’ll meet all day long.
Green fish? No, thanks!
Surf & Turf way to go…
Take out.
I’ll eat out. — With a divorce lawyer.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Prof. Mementomori's Chamber of Methane Horrors almost 2 years ago
“Yes.”
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Suddenly, I’m vegan.
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
Pizza.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
“I just want you, dear.”
MayCauseBurns almost 2 years ago
The best thing to make for dinner is reservations.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
Make the right decision, or you’ll get slapped with one or the other. (Remember “The Fish Slap Dance” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus?)
wirepunchr almost 2 years ago
That depends on how long each one was on the counter.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Prepare one; serve it to me and let me guess.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
She doesn’t want any comebacks on the main dish.
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
Don’t bother him to make a decision right now. He’s busy reading the newspaper. Then he’ll complain when dinner isn’t ready.
timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Next question…..do you want your choice cooked?
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Yes”
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Fish is technically meat…
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
You can’t have your pudding if you choose wrong.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
“Just remember, whatever you don’t eat today, you will eat when today’s meal is gone.”
Prof. Mementomori's Chamber of Methane Horrors almost 2 years ago
Give a man a fish, he’ll meet all day long.
ekke almost 2 years ago
Green fish? No, thanks!
T... almost 2 years ago
Surf & Turf way to go…
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Take out.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] almost 2 years ago
I’ll eat out. — With a divorce lawyer.