Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 15, 2023

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    karmakat01  almost 2 years ago

    why, would I love someone saying to a COP FOR REAL AND RECORDING THE REACTION?!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And the manual clearly states 0 to 85 in 11 minutes!

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    She is not that stupid. And if she has become that stupid, she needs to have her driving license take away.

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    wirepunchr  almost 2 years ago

    85 wasn’t the speed limit sign, it was the state route sign.

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Uggh! Makes me think of those grade school math word problems …

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Fourteen and one sixth miles.

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    Tractorboyflys Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    About 50 years ago I was listening to a late night radio talk show. The topic was being stopped for a traffic violation. Various people called in, then this caller said “I couldn’t have been going 60, I was only on the freeway 10 minutes”. My friend of all those years and I say the punch line to jokes and start laughing. This is one of our favorites.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    helluva tailwind

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    In ninth grade, a friend of mine estimated football kicks moving about 30 mph. I said, “I don’t think they can go 30 miles that way.”

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    ToneeRhianRose  almost 2 years ago

    Haha! XD

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