Kliban by B. Kliban for March 17, 2023

If you meet a Buddha on the road … at least slap him.

https://www.learnreligions.com/kill-the-buddha-449940

“Don’t take any wooden nickels.”

On a pretty much deserted desert morning drive I passed a shirtless, hatless guy standing by the road. Coming back in late afternoon I drove by him again, same place, still shirtless and hatless but a bit darker. I would not trust his advice…..

Doesn’t he belong on the mountain ledge with the wise A$$ on the hill?

I wish I lived there.

Not any more, lots of competition from satellite radio.

Ahhh, at last! A Fox-free zone!

“You can’t get there from here.”

The needle on my advice gauge shows 1/4 full. I’ll take a chance and go the extra miles.