Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2023

How about an SP-rocket wrench?

You might need a warp driver.

Hand… me… MY… Spock-et wrench.

“Captain, why are we bothering Star Fleet command?”

Do they get some tools from Spacely’s Spock-ets and other equipment from Cogsworth’s Cogs?

Fix it before she blows!

None of those cheap bargain brand tools. They insist on the real McCoy.

Nan-nu nan-nu

An unaired crossover episode with The Jetsons involved a Vulcan franchise making Spacely Spock-et wrenches.

Actually, I think Scotty should be doing this.

How about a Crescent Moon wrench. English or metric?

We need some new sprockets from Spacely’s Sprockets. Get George Jetson on the videophone.

“I also need a pair of Vulcan vise grips.”

“I find your choice of tools, illogical Captain…”

to change the spock plugs

is that a captain kirkit board…?

I wonder if the handle has vulcanized rubber.

He has to fix the damage from the creature on the wing.