WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 26, 2023

Call Alfred Batman. Tell him he has a job to do. Down at city hall.

My “bat (or cat?) logic” tells me, it soon will go: “POW! BAM! SOK! BLAP!”

LOL “Mr. Batman”.

Afterwards we can talk about your car.

No matter how much Batman fights it, they’ve Gotham by the short hairs.

Nobody is excited to see you, Batman. You forgot your lower dentures and your hands are trembling. It’s past the time you retired

Holy paperwork. :)

Ah, this reminds me of the twit government employee you hear about every once in a while making emergency vehicles pay tolls while they’re responding to a fire or other emergency:

https://www.ocregister.com/2007/11/30/toll-road-agency-to-firefighters-pay-up/

and it’s apparently not just limited to the US:

https://www.infobae.com/en/2022/03/25/supertransporter-to-investigate-dealer-who-demanded-fire-truck-to-pay-tolls/

You just cannot fix stupid, no matter how hard you try.

The city fathers have to get their payola remember.

And used non union workers.

We concede that the cave was a natural feature. We do need to see the plans, approvals, and licensing for the Bat Atomic Reactor.

Most supervillains violate so many building and labor laws that it would take more than James Bond to straighten them out. :)

Fines and back taxes to pay!

The river didn’t have a permit?

Setting up the solar/wind/geothermal farm and removing the reactor 40 years ago saved my butt today.

The Batcave is a cave… no one built it and it doesn’t need a building permit. But the Batmobile has been without a license tag and proper insurance for decades. Bruce Wayne may no longer be a billionaire after he pays all the fines.

And that parasitocrat is no Joker…