Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 05, 2023

It took a waffle iron to capture major waffler George Santos?

The waffle iron nods sagely.

Eh? Me not get this.

…until someone wants to make waffles.

That’s the price you pay for making the illicit gazpacho waffles… with the Sheriff’s waffle iron yet. Gazpacho, a dish best served cold.

Ace or Phil Ken Sebben? Only Stephen Colbert knows.

From now on, Santos will be making waffles up at Stateville Penitentiary, with Sally Decker.

“And I’d have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that darn waffle iron!”