Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 14, 2023

Good one Darryl.

A prime example of parental hijinks

I tried to sell my sister at our garage sale.

Darryl’s mom bought Darryl at Ikea. She put his brain together wrong.

Like when Clavin thought he was purchased from Sears and it turned out to be K Mart.

And a 10 year limited warranty.

Darryl, Calvin’s (Calvin and Hobbes) father gets away with sarcastic Dad jokes like that, but that doesn’t mean that you can as well. ;P

Good news, Hammie. That means you cost at least $25 — WAY more than $1.42.

ROTFLMAOASTC! Love it!

T… wrote the script for this, yesterday

does Darryl’s nose grow when he tells a lie?

It used to be the stork but they got tired of the in flight crying.

I told my daughter I found her in a hot pickled pepper jar at Steinberg.

Told my oldest daughter she was a souvenir from an Octoberfest. Sort of true in away.

Thank God I was born before garage sales or I would have been sold!

They had to use some ‘bonus’ points on a credit card.

he looks more like an Etsy …..

Snap, Darryl!!

Darryl took pictures, he could show them to Hammie. (Yes, I looked it up.)

The stork got drunk like in the Warner Brothers cartoons and mixed up the houses.

Poor Hammie.

Until age 5 (his age), I convinced my brother the Salvation Army paid us to take him.

When I started caring for my friends’ 20-month old son on weekends, I told my neighbors, shocked to see me dog AND stroller, “You can get anything with Amazon Prime next day – and free shipping!” He’s now just old enough to get the joke.

Thank You, Rick and Jerry, I am honored that you read my comment of your comic strip of March 13, 2023 on GoComics.

Jaques Sheet read my comment of above and commented for today’s strip…

OR, Great Minds Think Alike…

Good come back Darryl.

I’ll just leave this here and walk away innocently whistling https://thefump.com/music/song/amazon-drone

“I was found in the discount bargain bin section”

We see where Zoe got some of that wonderful humor.

He’s not a Kmart blue-light special?

My first thought (yesterday) was a song done by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen-“Brother for Sale”-he starts out at 50 cents, then 25, then 10 and then they think of all the good he is and say he’s not for sale. I used to enjoy that song :)

Amazon started in 1994, Ebay started in 1995, Craigslist started in 1995…When was Hammie born?

I tried to return my grandson to Walmart today. The clerk told me it was past the 30 day return policy.

That is so much the dad in Calvin and Hobbes

Haha! XD