Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 16, 2023

sure, Andy

a sharpener Andy? hahahahahahaha

Hartlepool has a Professional Squad ?

everything becomes less of a rubbish with a pint or two

One of the problems with Andy’s drinking that much ale before the game is that DURING the game …uh…he’ll have to visit the loo.

Lad’s got a point, a little ale whets the blood thirsty appetitie.

One would think Jack would want to promote the greater consumption of beer.

Chemical enhancement would help some teams, I’m reasonably agreeable

With those sweaty clothes – how would you know?

At least he isn’t snorting coke on the sidelines like Hollywood Henderson.

Andy just wants some proteins and vitamins before the workout… maybe a few carbs for energy…

Andy just may have a good point for once.

Think they only serve warm beer over there.

Several well known athletes have said sex before a sporting event helps their performance in the game!

Preparation is part of the game.

That’ll enhance his performance while he’s riding the bench.

You need some liquid to make sweat and a litte alchol to keep the muscles loose. That’s what we found in our one-handed softball league.

Who paid for his drink?

Andy the alky.

Benny Hill, narrating a sketch about a boxer: “He was knocked out early, and said that he would have fought better, and lasted longer, if it weren’t for the drinking and the sex. Especially between the rounds!”

At least Andy’s not taking steroids.

I well remember village football many years ago; half-time was a bottle of Newcastle Brown and a Woodbine. How times have changed (arguably for the better perhaps?)