Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 23, 2023

Yeah that thing’s gonna get destroyed.

Translation from Dadese: “I’ll rip your eyes out and stuff them up your butt.”

He might mean vision of your room for a few months or something, Miles.

Oh, it’s so on.

I once heard a nun tell my 4th grade class “Put a crease in that test paper and I’ll put a crease in you.”

One scratch, coming right up!

Of course, if you have to get Miles glasses, you’ll never be able to afford another television.

And the TV’s broken in 3…2…1…

It means he’ll scratch your eyes out, kid.

That looks like one of those fancy 300 pound TV’s

I think he’s saying that if you damage the television, he’ll whup you so bad, you’ll be permanently blind.

Three minutes. That’s how long it will take those two to wreck the televisions.

Confusion always works in Congress!

I am 77, both parents gone for a while, and I never found out what the “else” was, as in “or else”.

break his tv, and he’ll break your bones

Don’t even look at it. You might ruin it.

New TV? That thing looks like the one my parents have had in their living room since the mid-2000s – and I think it’s actually even older than that.

I am proud to say I just finished reading the entirety of crabgrass from the start.