Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 27, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    the owners have a gift shop next door…

    it’s a pair a sites

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    Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Does that mean dessert too???

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    tony_n_jen2003  over 1 year ago

    “Burnt toast and a rotten egg.”

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    He had the salmon(ella)

    or the (worm) egg salad

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    Maester Brow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A third worm strip today! Is it national take a worm to work day?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ewww! Just the sound of it makes me want to vomit…..

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And if you drank Glenlivet with those worms, you would have Scotch Tape worms.

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All you can eat but you’ll still leave hungry.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Costello: Now who’s got it?

    Abbott: Naturally.

    [PAUSE]

    Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s gotta get it. Now who has it?

    Abbott: Naturally.

    Costello: Who?

    Abbott: Naturally.

    Costello: Naturally?

    Abbott: Naturally.

    Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

    Abbott: No you don’t, you throw the ball to Who.

    Costello: Naturally.

    Abbott: That’s different.

    Costello: That’s what I said.

    Abbott: You’re not saying it…

    Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.

    Abbott: You throw it to Who.

    Costello: Naturally.

    Abbott: That’s it.

    Costello: That’s what I said!

    Abbott: You ask me.

    Costello: I throw the ball to who?

    Abbott: Naturally.

    Costello: Now you ask me.

    Abbott: You throw the ball to Who.

    Costello: Naturally.

    Abbott: That’s it.

    Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    “the worms crawl in… the worms crawl out…”

    https://youtu.be/avEpO3K_Hjs

    now THAT’S an earworm!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Makes one want to commit (to) Biltricide …!

    ( but be aware of those side effects )

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