Is Eno trying to get extra tickets? That is either a stupid thing to do or he can make the officer look bad by getting a ticket for something he can prove he didn’t do.
When the cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, the correct answer is always “No.” It’s not even a lie – you might have a really good idea that you’re getting pulled over for doing 120 in a 25, but you don’t know for absolutely sure.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Is Eno trying to get extra tickets? That is either a stupid thing to do or he can make the officer look bad by getting a ticket for something he can prove he didn’t do.
suv2000 over 1 year ago
He pulled you over for driving while ugly
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
Driving while having a huge nose that limits your field of vision!
distortion over 1 year ago
He should start using that right to remain silent.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Its driving while being stupid!!!
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quick Eno! Sneak your seatbelt on before you get nailed for that as well as all the above that you’ve admitted to!
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
From the movie “Liar Liar”: “Is it because of all the unpaid parking tickets in my glove box?”
John Leonard Premium Member over 1 year ago
When the cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, the correct answer is always “No.” It’s not even a lie – you might have a really good idea that you’re getting pulled over for doing 120 in a 25, but you don’t know for absolutely sure.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
Donut rock the boat.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Do you see that line of destroyed mailboxes behind you?”
“Oh, I didn’t notice, I was looking for another CD to play…”
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Let me guess. burp. :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
He’s gonna run out of tickets, but he’ll get his quota in for the week.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Keep talking, l’ll just keep writing….
j.l.farmer over 1 year ago
Silence is golden and less expensive.
jldewane over 1 year ago
if stupidity was an offense, the highways would be nearly empty