Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 17, 2023

And a good knight to all….

No need of parapsychology to see panel 4 coming…

King is, as usual, a little touchy about his height.

Never say " short jokes " around the King : )

Hang in there, Rodney!

I’m being a bit dense here. The King only asks for “a” parapsychologist. Rod’s response doesn’t make sense. Or I’m just not seeing it.

Rodney stepped into that with both feet.

But, Rod put both feet in his mouth with the ‘short’ comment. That would get a ‘knee-jerk’ response from Fink every time, um . . . er . . . that is, if he had knees.

Short this month? The fink banned that word decades ago.

What difference does it make if the analyst arrives by parachute?.

But a good choice. There’s not a ghost of a chance the peasants will like it.

most excellent

He’s a lot short every month.

Yes, maybe. Try this, “A pair of psychologist” That’s two.

I think he deserves that one.

Looks like Sir Rodney needs a pair of bolt cutters.

Punished for multi-punning.