Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 06, 2023

Recycle Here!

“I hate being my own caddy.”

Next week you’ll find them for sale in the used clubs section of the Pro Shop.

You could donate them to poor people so they could play golf at their country cl___ – Oh. Maybe not.

When will they make disposable clubs???

What clubs. I had a 5 iron once. I set up a tiny course in my back yard. I used old cans to cut and secure the holes and managed a 9 hole course. It was great fun.

Dispose of your clubs properly, so they’re not strewn all over the course.

That’s why golfers should always have designated Drivers.

That should be throw away your clubs.

I didn’t throw mine away, but I did give them to some unsuspecting sucker!