Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 04, 2023

Try some Spanish fly.

Thank cod you didn’t just groper.

Halibut from behind?

She wouldn’t take the bait.

Kip Addotta would approve.

https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI

This could spawn a whole round of fish puns. Yes, I did that just for the halibut…

Yep! It’s o-fish-ul… we’ve resorted to fish puns!

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This strip has floundered and given me a haddock.

This comic is really fishy.

This scales down to one thing….either fin-ish the meet & greet or go back to school!

Aw, quit your carping and go back to school.

He could hook some bass with a good line and sinker.

All her eyes would be on you, bub.

Just wondering, has the prefix aphro been outlawed from the comic lexicon?

No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no

Nobody can do (beluga-loo) like I do …!

I wouldn’t worry spawning provides very little sexual gratification.

More word play.

Help, the halibut about it is I have no idea what the halibut it is all about…

Hit the roe Jack.

She wants to be chaste but not chased.